What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:46
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
They put up a sign reading